So it was the opening of Super Bowl. The PETA ad was banned by NBC, but in Arizona the game was … out of gear for 10 seconds by a frame from an hot XXX adult movie! Come on guys, it’s not fair! The Vegan’s ad is nunnery compared with those 10 seconds.
But apparently, NBC has something against girls who love their veggies. After we submitted our proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a comely crop of models demonstrating their fondness for fresh produce, NBC nixed the ad, saying it „depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.” No joke, this is straight from NBC—so stop fondling your fruit salad right now and read the list of shots NBC requested we cut before they’d reconsider:
Licking pumpkin
Touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
Pumpkin from behind between legs
Rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
Screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
Asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
Licking eggplant
Rubbing asparagus on breast
Wow, that list even made us blush! Watch the video out to see what the controversy is all about. OK, I’ll admit, it’s not the Jonas Brothers eating apple pie, but it sure does drive home the fact that vegetarians make better lovers. And I’m pretty sure that most Super Bowl fans would find the ad a lot more appealing than the impotence and other not-so-sexy effects that a steady stream of chicken wings and burgers can have on their love lives. Why so grouchy NBC? Sounds like someone’s not getting enough um … vegetables. I’m thinking network execs could really benefit from a broccoli booty call. (Amy Elizabeth)