Parkinsons ???

This is from Alan, my constant supplier with good jokes (Thank you Alan). And here is the joke. But I’m sure, the next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you’ll remember this story:

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an adult shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
– Dddooo youuuu hhhave ddddiillldoesss?
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies:
– Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.
The old lady then asks:
– Dddooo yyyouuu cccarrry AAA pppinnkk oonnee,ttteeennn iincches lllong aaanndd aabbbooouutt ttwwoo iincchess tthiicck aaand rruuns bbby bbbaatteerrieeess?
The clerk responds:
– Yes we do.
She asks:
– Ddddooo yyoouu kknnooww hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhe sssonn off aaa bbiittch offff?