Why females should avoid a „girls night out” after they are married …
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the „girls”. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, „I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him „MIDNIGHT”… He didn’t seem bothered in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said:
„We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked him why, he said:
„Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said „oh sh*t”. Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.