Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
„7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown”.
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
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Professional pianists show The Saturday Early Show how to play the infamous FAO Schwarz large floor piano from the classic Tom Hanks comedy Big. Have fun!