Using some impressive skills with tilt-shift photography and filming he pumps out videos and pictures that present the illusion of miniatures brought to life. In this video Keith Loutit got to film a rescue training session with the Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service.

COSTELLO: I Think I Need a Computer.
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer, I want to buy one.

Pe patul de moarte sta intins un mos de 80 de ani, sot, tata, bunic, strabunic. I se apropie sfarsitul si de jur imprejurul patului sta toata familia: sotia, toti copiii si toti nepotii si cativa stranepoti. Toti asteptau in liniste si deodata batranul se trezeste si spune:

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. ‘Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients’.
‘Yes, sir!’ answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: ‘My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it’s at the panel beaters it’ll simply never be the same again!’
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. ‘I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are,’ he says. ‘You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.’
‘How can you say such a thing at a time like this?’ sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, ‘Didn’t you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.’
The Londoner looks down in horror. ‘F***ING HELL!’ he screams … ‘Where’s my Rolex?’

Un barbat punea flori la mormintul mult iubitei sale mame decedate, cand remarca un alt barbat in genunchi la un mormant. Barbatul parea ca se roaga cu o intensitate profunda repetand:
– De ce a trebuit sa mori? De ce a trebuit sa mori? De ce a trebuit sa mori?
Primul barbat se apropie de el si ii spune:
– Domnule, nu vreau sa ma amestec in suferinta dumneavoastra, dar nu am vazut niciodata atata durere. Pe cine jeliti? Un copil? Un parinte?
Indureratul isi aduna gandurile pentru o clipa, apoi raspunse:
– Primul sot al nevestei mele…

O reclama draguta si vesela pentru Pepsi Max inspirata de “Fight Club”, sau o alta perspectiva a acestui proces de cautare si obtinere a unui nou loc de munca. Si in vremuri ca acestea s-ar putea sa va prinda bine putina inspiratie …

Iata o colectie de cateva ceasuri interesante, creative si iesite din comun.
Ceasul Tubular: Timpul este prezentat de acest ceas in cuvinte “patru si un sfert” si “cinci fara cinci” in loc de cifre.