Kamikaze

„See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because they, you…

Women in the Islamic Republic are required to cover from head to toe (by law), but especially the young, ignore the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair. So ladies, take care what you wear! Do not provoke an earthquake too powerful 🙂

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

WOMEN’S REVENGE
„Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. „So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. „No,” she replied, „but my husband refuse d to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally”.

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Please wake me at 5:00 AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:0 0 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.’ Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests