Un barbat de 37 de ani din Minnesota a fost acuzat de crearea si detinerea unei jucarii sexuala explozive pe care planuia sa o dea uneia din cele trei foste prietene.

Terry Allen Lester, care a facut dispozitivul explozibil si l-a ascuns intr-o jucarie sexuala, se confrunta acum cu pedeapsa maxima de 10 ani de inchisoare si o amenda de 20.000 dolari daca va fi condamnat.

Da, acest site duce voyeurismul la nivelul urmator. Dupa ce am vazut cateva „stegulete” plutind in ocean, si am acum imaginea mentala a unor octogenari pe nave de croaziera, cred ca puteam trai foaaarte linistita fara sa stiu. Bucuraţi-va!

Un om s-a intrebat daca e pacat sa faca sex in ziua Domnului, deoarece nu era sigur daca sexul este o munca sau o joaca.
Asa ca s-a dus mai intai si a intrebat un calugar asupra problemei in cauza. Calugarul i-a raspuns dupa ce a citit in Biblie:
– „Fiul meu, dupa indelungate cercetari asupra Cartii Sfinte sunt in masura sa-ti zic ca sexul este o munca, asadar este pacat sa-l faci in ziua Domnului”.

Fifteen days ago, the Cowgirl read that smoking can kill you!!
The next day she stopped smoking.

Eight days ago, the Cowgirl read that drinking can kill you!!
The next day she stopped drinking.

Yesterday, the Cowgirl read that having sex can kill you.
This morning she stopped reading!!!

Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn’t change a word! I’m not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally…

Hung Chow calls into work and says: “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”
The boss says: “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon … You got nice house.”

Vecina de alaturi bate la usa, el deschide si ea zice:
„Auzi, abia am ajuns si am chef sa ma distrez, sa ma imbat si sa fac sex toata noaptea. Tu esti ocupat diseara?”.
„NUU, nuuu!!!”.
„Atunci imi tii cainele?”

La un WC public britanic, se afla un automat pentru prezervative iar pe el inscriptia firmei Durex: „Corespunde normelor britanice”. Putin mai jos, cineva a zgariat: „Si Titanicul corespundea …”

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
African television stations are now showing ‘ Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford Batteries.
I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, „Can you afford fries with that?”
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

Am pregatit cateva listute cu lucruri la care trebuie sa renuntam, sau pe care trebuie musai sa le avem pana la 30 de ani, impartite pe sexe. Astazi, ca prim episod, 30 de lucruri pe care un barbat trebuie sa le aiba pana la 30 de ani: