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The Rain

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It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. Continuare →

Morning sex

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She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.’

His eyes lit up and he thought, ‘I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.’ Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterward she said: ‘Thanks’ and returned to the stove. Her ‘T’ shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, he asked: ‘What was that all about?’

She explained: ‘The egg timer’s broken.’

Morning sex

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She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”.
His eyes lit up and he thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day”.
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, “Thanks”, and returned to the stove, her ‘T’ shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, he asked, “What was that all about”?
She explained, “The egg timer’s broken”