A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him:
“Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing”.
“What do they say”? the priest asked.
They say: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun”?
“That’s obscene”! the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment … Continuare
Cad intr-o groapa un porc, un lup si o vulpe. Vulpea se uita in jur … “ooo, un porc – mancare, super! se uita in cealalta … fir-ar sa fie, un lup, o sa vrea sex nenorocitul! Ei na, asta e, am de mancare, nu mor …
Lupul se uita intr-o parte – “un porc, suuper, mancare!!! Se uita in “cealalta – o vulpe – suuper, am parte si de sex!!! Continuare
Halloweenul se sarbatoreste pe 31 Octombrie, stiu asta. Dar am … furat un pic din cascaval pentru ca maine voi reveni cu o poveste, cu ceva informatii legate de sarbatoare si cu fotografii. Acum un pic de fun. Urmati instructiunile si dati click acolo unde va trimit instructiunile: Continuare
There are cars that look really stylish. There are others that appear really fast. The new Spark is a mix of both. Some cars look really stylish. Others appear really fast. Spark is a unique mix of both. Unique, lively and nimble in the city, very responsive on the open road, and a lot of fun to drive, this tiny car was specifically designed to raise the bar of the city-car driving experience. Enjoy the ride! Continuare
Deschideti de la dreapta la stanga pentru a va divulga o ghicitoare “exciting, delicious and happy” in scopul evitarii sexului neprotejat. Iar explicatia designerilor este urmatoarea:
“Expunerea pur si simplu conecteaza prezervativul cu “a face sex” iar “nu mai sunt prezervative” inseamna, absolut logic “nu mai facem sex”. Mesajul trebuie sa apara la nivelul ochilor grupului tinta fara a fi condescendent sau hotarator. Sexul este fun, dar si serios”.
Lasand la o parte explicatia, avem un ambalaj propaganda pentru sexul safe semnat de Robert Daniel Nagy si Mads Jakob Poulsen.
In sport there are sometimes moments like those captured in the following pictures. Try to have fun.
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. “What’s that?” I asked.
“It’s a mother & daughter threesome,” she said.
I said “No” excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was “my lucky night”.
I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
“Mum, you still awake?”
Asta este ceea ce se cheama a fi REZONABIL…(via e-mail de la Alexandra)
Un individ isi suspecta sotia ca avea un alt barbat. Intr-o zi, se hotaraste sa vina acasa la o alta ora decat de obicei si o surprinde dormind cu alt barbat. Continuare
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspap er for a ranch hand. Continuare
