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Lost in translation
Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
“7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown”.
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. Continuare
Sales versus Police
A salesman was dismissed because he was rude to a customer.
A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
- I see you’ve joined the force, John, said the sales manager.
- Yes, Sir. This is the job Ive been looking for all my life. Here the customer is always wrong. (thank you Ion G. Petrovai)
Things ain’t what they used to be
This is happening right here in our country! We must stop this immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! Continuare
Merry Christmas!
I am sick and tired to see all the same old Christmas cards, so I’ve made for all my friends and visitors of this web-site a special card. You’ll have the pleasure to listen the unique voice of Frank Sinatra. Enjoy! Happy Holidays! Continuare
A doggy Christmas surprise
The Rain
by Unknown Author
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. Continuare
Our Perception of Beauty
you can try this at home
Paranormal in cinemas
You should ask to watch this movie with the lights on. Is an unsettling low budget American horror which capitalizes on our innate fear of things that go bump in the night, and adds a supernatural element that will effectively terrorize even the toughest among us. This is the Part 2 in cinemas from Friday 22nd of October.(foto: cinefantastique) Continuare