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For all of you who are living in Romania (but not only), this first week of March is very special: we are celebrating the WOMAN and we say Welcome to Spring. If you love women as much as you love spring, we can all offer Cristina’s Liliana Dinu a spring; not this one but the next one! Read her story and visit her web page: http://www.cristinalilianadinu.ro/ where you can find how easy is to help her at least with 2 Euros! Continuare…

For this Valentine’s Day I planned to write a beautiful story. Something to touch your soul and impress your eyes, something you will not find on other websites or newspapers or magazines … I don’t even dare to write a love story because I am more than convinced the lovers will argue that their story is unique and inimitable (and why should I disappoint them destroying their illusions and tell them that everything they are living today was lived, felt and done before so many times). Continuare…

A knockout young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. Continuare…

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.” Continuare…

A slice of pizza is in the stomach, waiting to be digested. Suddenly, a shot of whiskey barrels down. The pizza lets it pass in front of him. A few minutes later, another shot of whiskey comes through. Courteously, the pizza lets it pass in front of him, too.

A few minutes later, a third shot of whiskey tumbles into the stomach. The pizza asks they whiskey, “What’s going on up there?”

”They’re having a really great party”, says the whiskey.

”Really? responds the pizza. “I think I’ll go up there and take a look”.

Now last week a well-meaning guest brought me some “cascaval afumat” – a pretty unprepossessing rubbery blob of fare that had been nowhere near a smokery and everywhere near a phial of chemical flavoring.

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Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes round to see him.
Mick says: “How ya doin’…?”
“Paddy says: “Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.”
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s gorgeous 19 years old twin daughters lying stark ravin’ naked on the bed.
He says: “Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of ya…”
They say: “Get away with ya …. now ya just prove it.”
Mick shouts downstairs: “Paddy, both of ‘em?”
Paddy shouts back: “Of course, both of ‘em. What’s the point of foockin’ one?”

An Obituary printed in the London Times – Interesting and sadly rather true.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Continuare…

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. Continuare…

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. Continuare…