In noaptea de Vineri spre Sambata, a avut loc in Bucuresti „Noaptea Alba a Filmului Romanesc”. Piaţa George Enescu, Uranus 144, Terasa Clubului Fabrica, Muzeul Taranului Roman Open Air, Cinematografele Patria, Studio, Eforie, Sala Elvira Popescu, au fost spatiile de proiectie pentru peste 30 de filme autohtone de toate genurile.

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed 2 minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was „Timbuktu”.

Words are useless, trust me. What can you say … special effects, post production, screen, 3D projector? Just watch the astounding 3D effect maximized by Facade Mapping Image Show … The show was in Berlin (LG Hyper Facade): amazing 3D projection, brought to you by the LG Optimus One. Enjoy!

Un ardelean si un oltean sunt implicati intr-un accident. Amandoi aveau viteza foarte mare. Masinile au fost facut praf, bucati din ele proiectate pe cateva sute de metri dar cei doi ies teferi, fara nicio zgarietura.

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

Cu cateva saptamani in urma, o mama a depus o plangere impotriva unei femei ce se bronza topless pe o plaja in Anzio, un oras la sud de Roma. In petitie femeia spunea ca fiii ei au fost profund marcati de vederea femeii ce isi aplica lotiune de plaja pe sanii goi, insa concetatenii nostri europeni au raspuns – solidar cu inculpata – ca este o forma foarte frecvent practicata de expunere la soare.

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.
„God” he prayed, „I really want a car”.
Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.
„God” he prayed again, „I really NEED a car”.

Participand la un eco-festival in Londra Printul Charles impreuna cu sotia sa Camilla au fost facuti sa rada cu lacrimi de catre un canteret la orga, Henry Dagg in varsta de 54 de ani. Cauza rasului lor nu a fost dl. Dagg ci bizarul sau instrument: o orga creata din 16 blanoase pisici de jucarie, din acelea care apasate produc fel si fel de zgomote.

Daca va cazati la vreun hotel saptamana asta (cam oriunde in lume, mai putin prin Romania, care nu cred ca a auzit de „mofturi” de-astea), tineti minte ca este International Housekeepers Week. Aceasta „sarbatoare” este celebrata in fiecare an in a doua saptamana intreaga a lui Septembrie si in multe orase saptamana este marcata de Competitii Olimpice ale Menajului care includ impaturirea rufelor, facutul patului, bowling la vasul de toaleta, curse cu aspiratoarele si alte feluri de astfel de concursuri.