Indoor drive-in cinema
O noua inventie in materie de entertainment vine din Statele Unite. Access Agency a finalizat discutiile cu branduri globale in fiecare mare oras din SUA si a lansat de curand ultima creatie destinata in primul rand brandurilor inovatoare – indoor drive-in cinema. Este o experienta unica ce va fi lansata pe tot parcursul anului, in diferite orase, cu un amestec unic de branduri colaboratoare in fiecare locatie.
God’s name
A blond got into heaven, and when she arrived at the Golden Gates, she was asked one question: „What is God’s name?” She replied, „Andy.”
„Andy? Why Andy?”, she was asked.
She replied, „Oh, you know, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.’
Redneck logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
„What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, „Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?” „I sure do.”
„Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
Geeks are sexy la Intel Romania
In dorinta de a demonstra modul in care brand-ul Intel se implica in modelarea viitorului in timp ce-si pastreaza (inca) latura umana (de parca acum ar fi niste roboti … sau mai stii?! intotdeauna i-am suspectat pe cei din sfera IT ca sunt un fel de cyborgi 🙂 poate am avut dreptate), angajatii Intel Romania au decis sa recreeze secventa de cinci note muzicale a Intel.
Smokey-eye look
Smokey-eye look is a trend this year from day to night. Learn from this video how to do it quick, clean and perfect. The products used are from Maybelline, the brand which are celebrating being Official Make-up Sponsor of New York Fashion week. So, in this September, the most „fashionable” month of the year, Maybelline pops-up with a shop in London’s Seven Dials, Covent Garden! Open 16th-26th September! Find out more & watch how-to films at www.maybelline.co.uk
Pray before eating
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
„Logan, wait until we say our prayer,” his mother reminded him.
„I don’t have to,” the little boy replied.
„Of course you do” his mother insisted, „we say a prayer before eating at our house.”
„That’s at our house,” Logan explained, „but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.”
Vis de copil
Nu chiar al oricarui copil (pentru ca nu toti am avut ori avem dormitorul la etaj)! Eu visez asa ceva pentru catelul meu pe care sa-l las sa iasa afara – singur de la etajul 7 – ori de cate ori isi doreste. Dar ca sa ma intorc la subiectul postului astuia, iata un vis de copil: o casa precum cea din Jakarta, proiectata de arhitectul indonesian Aboday, dotata cu o spirala de beton astfel incat sa poti cobora prin … alunecare in bucatarie direct din dormitor intr-o clipita!
What’s his name?
An elderly Cowgirl and her Cowboy husband was invited to her friends home for dinner one evening. They was impressed by the way the the Old Cowgirl preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: „Honey”, „My love”, „Darling”, „Sweetheart”, „Pumpkin” etc.
The name is Juke. Nissan Juke
Nissan Juke – the all-new sport cross vehicle: all-wheel drive agility plus handling meets turbo charged performance, hundred percent control, excellent management and performance. Called Juke, but for sure it’s not boxy! The official images of the new curvy cross-over from Nissan. The Japanese company aims to repeat the success of the Qashqai, offering a funky alternative to a regular supermini. Urbanproof energized – Twinkle Twinkle
Barbie prices
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. „How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, „Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395”
The guy asks, „Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?