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 Mars Company has been producing M&M Chocolate Candies since 1941. Various rumors have since been attached to different colors of the candy: the green ones are an aphrodisiac; if the last candy out of a bag is red, make a wish and it will come true; if the last candy out of a bag is yellow, you should call in sick and stay home; orange M&Ms are good luck, but brown ones are bad luck. M&M/MARS notes that consumers, not the company, developed all these rumors. Continuare…

Compania Mars produce bomboane de ciocolata M&M din 1941. Zvonuri diverse au fost asociate diferitelor culori ale bomboanelor: cele verzi ar fi afrodisiace; daca ultima bomboana din punga este rosie, pune-ti o dorinta si ti se va indeplini; daca este una galbena, da telefon la birou, anunta ca nu te simti bine si stai acasa; cele portocalii aduc noroc, iar cele maron, ghinion. M&M/MARS spune ca aceste povesti sunt opera consumatorilor, iar compania nu are nici o legatura cu ele. Continuare…

 I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. “What’s that?” I asked.
“It’s a mother & daughter threesome,” she said.
I said “No” excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was “my lucky night”.
I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
“Mum, you still awake?”

Micul Thomas, cel mai bun elev din clasa o intreaba pe invatatoare daca poate sa-i vorbeasca dupa ore. Ea accepta.
- Ce vrei sa-mi zici Thomas?
- Cred ca sunt prea inteligent ca sa raman in clasa asta, ma plictisesc! Vreau sa trec direct la liceu.
Directorul scolii este informat si il intreaba pe Thomas daca vrea sa dea niste teste. Thomas accepta fara sa ezite si testarea incepe.
- Sa vedem Thomas: 3×4? Continuare…